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The dork


Hello,my name is muhammad amirul hasriq zulkifli . call me ayul :D . studying in uitm Lendu , Melaka in dip in accountancy . yeah ! account . i dont even know why i took the course . ha-ha ! . born on 6th october 1991 . his a libra guys ! OMG three times ! lol . love to make friend and im very happy if i can make them laugh :) im a chelsea fans who can play football like em' . in game i mean . teheee . can layan all songs . but im into acoustic or lullaby songs . it make me calm and easy . i think interior designer is way way cooler than an accountant . using k850i sony ericsson . and still in learning to likes it . haha . sory for da bad english . kay , enjoy my blog . :) <333 ♥♥♥

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31 December 2009
2010
Today is last day of2009 . everybody screammmmmm !! yeahhhhh ! :D ! today also is the end of a great year for me ! lets hope next year will be an awesome year !

thnx to boss coz hired me as her staff at SUK selangor .
thnx to all my friends expecially ex schoolmate .
thnx to sarah and her family :)
thnx to teachers and lecturers .
thnx to all .

and im pretty sure that 2010 is gonna be MY YEAR ! yeah !


29 December 2009

LEO'S LYRICS
Hello . i found something cool 1 hour ago . * maybe dah lama benda nih * . go to google . then type , LEOs LYRICS . but the requirement is you must have latest winamp . and yah . dont forget . mesti hebat macam saya . kalau tak , tak bley ! haha . then DIY . btw , while listening to song , your internet must connected . so the engine can search by itself . after song's lyric appeared , click another song so that all ur songs have their lyrics . it will save automatically . thank you .
28 December 2009


A DAY AT SUNGAI GABAI
Yohoho ! i felt enjoyed , happy , tired and satisfied of course . ehhe . woke up at 7.30 although set my alarm phone at 7.45 bcoz my mohter keep on waking me up . "yul bangunnnn . nak dekat kul 8 dah . kan dah buat janji " . aisehhh . so lazy lahhh to wake up that early mum . after took a bath , nizam and i went to fariq's . see above picture . look at my eyes . sepet giler di pagi hari ! hahaha. .


11 am . we arrived ! yay ! soooo excited . but . there's a BUT . we had to carry peralatan bbq together with us and climbing stair that are very steep . like tangga batu caves . ades . but the view from above was very beautifull ! :D style ! then we set up all that we had to do . and mandi !



dah jumpa port best ! we set up what we need to do . knife , chicken potong 16 (ha-ha) , kordial water , and etc . not bad lahhh . bnyk gak makanan . :) ghazi and nizam ( ex orang kuat KRS ) fire up the charcoal . ( as the picture above ) while others pergi mandi ! haha .



at 3.30 . packing and get ready to chow cin chow from there . as a result , kaki bengkak , berdarah , calar and sakit . TERBAIK ! haha .


WHAT A DAY
Yesterday . so tired ! shopping in sunway from 4 pm till 9 i think . forgot already . my legs wanna cabut by itself lah . haha . brought 3 t shirt . 1 polo shirt for kuliah . and 1 skinny jeans at topman . *discount ok* im not that rich . :D below is my candid pic . teheeee ~



Today ... much much tired . lack of rest coz of yesterday activities . woke up at 11.18 sharp . hehe . then watching tv . at 2 , my parents , aiman and i went to zamilah sister's wedding . with pinky dinky theme . i wore pinky shirt of course . haha . soooo lame coz it is old shirt . buruk gila . lepak there till 5 pm .


Aftah 5 pm i went back with fatin ( my parents went back earlier coz they got their own business to do ) without change my cloths , fariq , amin zaid and i went to jayjay bukit tinggi to shopping for bbq tomorrow . *sorry , forgot to save pic form my phone* . at 9 we went back .



at 9 .30 . aftah ate dinner and take lil rest , ghazi , acap , fariq and nizam went to my house . to perap ayam . hehe . so tireddd . wash and clean the ayam . its so easy for me althougt i rarely going to kitchen . haha . above is my pic doing perap process cool aite ! :D

now . waiting for tomorrow to have bbq and mandi manda at sungai gabai . gudnite ! i need to rest . sumpah ! tata .
26 December 2009
FAIL !
For SPM candidates this year (2009) . funny sohai .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6EWNJbeOms&feature=player_embedded


MAKE OVER

Ahha . got those petang tadi . its time to get rid of pimples and blemishes . haha ! FIGHTING !
24 December 2009

SENIOR
2nd sem is around da corner . sighhhh . so lazy to study and be stress again . its tiring . ades . one thing that will impacted me for the next sem is my beloved senior . of course i will miss them even though sometimes they are like shit . haha . danial . sory i forgot to save ur pic . :D kental and i will always melawat you all at ur house in taman dimensi . hakhak ! bye !

COUSINs + SIS DAY OUT
Ehhe . hows the pic above ? cool aite . with chrismas tree made of bottles and lampu kelip kelip . it is a good view to snap a pic . :) no wonder lah our pic are there . haha . from left , my lil sis , natasah . then tyra akma . ajeerah's cousin . so she is my dua pupu lah . and at right ajeera . my cousin . we went to jaya jusco bukit tinggi although our1st plan was to go to sunway pyramid . my own plans was to watch avatar in 3D at sunway pyramid . but because of ajeera sengkek and kedekutness (ha-ha) . my plan ruined ! haiyaaa . JAYA JUSCO BUKIT TINGGI is our problem solver . nearer , save time , and easy . teheee .

4 and a half for avatar ! cheers !
22 December 2009
TEAR OF A HEART
I knew what happen to me and i dont even think that i will tell you . cant sleep although 1 hour lying on my bed and listened to lullaby . all bad emotion going through my head . pfttttt . till next post . bye .

BIRTHDAY PARTY
Last saturday at 8 o clock . went to izyan's birthday . some called it reunion also . :) guys in the pic is my ex schoolmate . the most handsome is the guys in grey . i mean at the center of the pic . chinese look one . hahaha . pick anyone to be ur prom partner . i mean it . later .
19 December 2009
i am a true performer at heart , give me a good tune and i am ready !
this is what i do and will do till end of my days - bobby farrell , boney m .
DISCO JUNK
Guys ! you should watch this old dancing machine dance ! INSANE ! :D type boney M in you tube .
GUILTY AS I AM :(
Haishhhh . hmmmmm . last night before i went to sleep . tahan ngantok and busy copying files in my bro computer using his pendrive . At the evening , he told me to use it carefully because his files that he will present to his boss are there . because of my carelessness , i deleted his files . aiseh . my 1st word that came out from my mouth is OH FUCK . without wasting any time , i call him . wehhh . aku terdelete fail kau . he said . kau gila ke ?? jap lagi aku balik . at that times all things went through my mind . nak bagi dia seratus , biarkan dia pukul aku , buat muka seposen , buat buat nangis and all lah . aftah 10 min , i received text msg . bukak pintu dapur . then he enter my room and incredibly , he did not scold me . hahah .yeahhhh ! tak ape kena time tu dia baik semacam . then all of my guilty emotion blahhhh and i campak dalam longkang . wakakak !
SAMBUTAN AWALMUHARRAM .
Bluerrrrkkkkk ! alhamdullilah . im full :D giler kenyang . around 11 am . i woke up from sleep and checked my fon . there was no msg from sadiq . he promised to text me around 11 am bcoz he wanted come to klang . i mean selangor lahhh coz he's from negeri sembilan ( LOSER ) . our plan was to see and support adlin . she has tournament at sunway pyramid . all star malaysia i think . forgot already . :D the problem is , sadiq did not text adlin and tell her that we would like to see her playing bowling . aiyak ! aftah solat jumaat . i text adlin . she said that the tournament can be choose either friday or saturday . she chose saturday . *there come the problem :D tapi kau tak bersalah adlin ! ahah *

to make sadiq not boring and tak hampa datang kerana sebagai musafir . i called fysa . hello fysa , kau ngah buat pe ? g dapur and masak sedap sedap . jap lagi aku ngan sadiq dtg uma kau :D . then sadiq and i went to her house . around 5 .15 kott . ntah lah . but the journey took 30 minutes seyh ! padahal meru je . haha . eat eat eat food in the pic above . till now still full . thats y sleepy . haha .

bla bla bla . we went to my house . solat and settle all unsettle things . call ayie pulak . hello ayie . kau kat ne ? jom lepak mcD seksyen 2 . kul 9 k ? . tata . before we went to mcD . we ate in my house . lauk curry . haha . about 9.30 we arrive . many hot chicks mehhh kat mcD . OMG ! haha . then talk talk talk and kutuk kutuk kutuk and many other . we went back ... ohh yaaaa . kat mcD makan aiskrim je . tak makan burger . kenyang nak mati ! later~~~ btw , all of the characters are from DIA1a .

selamat awal muharram . semoga anda semua berhijrah menjadi yang terbaik .
- dari amirul sekeluarga , bini dan anak anak
17 December 2009
Congratulations
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uaaaa . sooo sleepy . its 2 minutes passed 11 o clock . my eyes cant take it anymore . haiyaaaa . plus , broadband sohai . So slowwwww . arghhhh ! tensiot meh .

Kuat kan semangat ! aja aja fighting ! lol . at 5 pm . muiz calling me and ask me to follow and accompany him to pay his braodband bill at maxis centre klang .. Rm140++ i think . 3 month tertunggak . haha . then we go to klang centrepoint . repair mys ps2 . the taukeh estimated price around rm 150 . bapak kau . pokai aku ! :( he told me to pick my ps2 aftah 2 weeks . *kalau lah aku tak masuk U lagi* .

at 6 o clock . we went to bismillah . watching malaysia vs vietnam . it was boom boom paw game seyh ! there is a 'pakcik' who keeps on clapping when vietnam attack malaysia . *klang ramai pendatang asing* cet ! siot tol . Suddently , malaysia got 1 goal ! we clap like hell and yell macam orang gila . haha . malaysia won the game and grab gold medal . they last 20 years waiting for our country to grab gold . congratulations to rajagobal squad !

NEW LAYOUT .

watcha ! what do ya think ? cooler enough aite . heeee . perasan pulak . i ym-ed diana and asked her bout simple , cute and cool blogspot layout . Then she introduced me with www.blogskin.com . At 1st i found it is very confusing to use the web bcoz it is too many options to download . it provide three button , wordpress , blogmain and Xanga . how do i know which one to download meh . then i tried another web by browsing by google . i found another reckless and uncool web . nahhh . boring . myself is getting tired to search any other web . i decided to use blogskin only . while seacrhing , searching and seaching . my eyes caught at this layout . not that beauty . but i think i can 'pimp' it myself . heheh .

bla bla bla bla bla ~ 1st i changed the layout title . i love dork . no more hundred dollar bills i think . ha-ha . then i search favicon using google. can u see the icon above ? beside the 'i love dork' .. it suppose to be this but i change it to . nakkk ? go to google . then type how to change blogspot favicon . DIY . :D later i change all info and else . lastly , my background . i go to devianart that type bokeh . apa lagi , i change lahhh my background . here is the results ! catching ! :D
15 December 2009
‘Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds...’



Bob mar ley
12 December 2009
Hello - hello ! lets talk bout fashion . after i'd been given a fun , cool and fashion-content website from aiman . i always search and learn bout fashion . i realize that many kind of fashion from simple tu crowded like emo kiddos are out there . ( i prefer simple and cute lah of course . errr . maybe plus macho . ha-ha ) thats all . haha . not so important to crapping around . teheee .

sperry boat shoes




tomorrow is my birthday . some one please . give me the shoes :)
11 December 2009
Lawak pulak bila aku post ' Alhamdulillah . 4 flat . ' kat myspace . ramai gle yang komen , call and even mesej . hahaha .

btw , results aku ok je . tak perlu lah nak bagitau . and congrats to all yang dapat DL and yang tak dapat tuh teruskan usaha yer .

tata :D

salah sorang kawan aku suruh taip ni . wajib . :((( haha
congratulations ayul apek cina hasriq .
08 December 2009
hello guys ! its been a while that i haven't post anything . so , check this out !

Semalam bersamaan hari ahad , 6 december ( lagi 4 hari nak keluar result , ades ) , aku bangun dari tidur ku . then capai handphone . tetiba kepala aku teringat kat syahir . ex classmate aku time f5 , then bulan brape tah dia pindah seafield . kat subang . after having my breakfast , aku terus call dia . tanya today ada pergi memana tak like wedding or party ke . dia kata takde . so apa lagi , aku pun plan ahh serbu umah dia . ajak aiman , dia set . ajak arip , tamau . katanya seluar and baju tengah basuk . pelik aku ngan si hensem tuh .

then terus ke subang naik kenari atok aku . ( family aku stay ngan atok aku ) , aku tak pakai keta lain coz sume dah kena sapu . abg aku pakai g OU , parents aku pakai pergi wedding . tinggal wira mak aku . tapi aku dilarang sentuh sama sekali coz dia baru isi minyak full ( sedih ) . amik aiman around 2 pm . pastu lalu federal and sampai ke rumah mamat tuh .

dah bosan lepak uma dia , rancang ahh nak gerak mana . then kitorang ke putrajaya . dah sampai sana . sesat nak cari alamanda . ( tak paham aku ) . nasib bek aku ada member stay sini . call adibah . tanya cam ne nak gerak . then dia bagitau dengan detail nya ! ( arigato ) . bila sampai . pusing pusing . masuk kedai sikit je . malas coz takde benda pun . then nak tgk wayang . tgk citer apa ada . sume boring kecuali new moon and ninja . ( tak tengok sebab syahir dah tgk ninja and new moon lak coz aku dah janji ngan petto and ezzy nak tgk ngan dorang ) . then kitorang tgk map . ada karoeke . cari cari tak jumpa . then tanya operator . sekali kat luar daaa . cis ! then masuk karaoke kitorang nyanyi .

dahhh ahhh . malas aku nak taip pepanjang . enjoy da pic . :) thnx for reading .

sorry dude . net slow . aku try upload satu pic pun amik masa . tapir tol . papehal pun tgk je lah pic kat mys aku . sory post bosan . aku tade mood .
06 December 2009

weh lu . asal lu buat muka cam tu ? bajet wa takut ah .. gangster ? heyyyy ! ini gangster parit buntar lah weyh . apa ? lu pk lu mat salleh hardcore gua takut . gua gang bang lah brooo . bak datang ahh .. errr . batch kat lu punya poket tu power sangat ke ? hah ! weyh . kau dah lebih . lu tau gua tak puas ati giler ngan lu . lu jgn buat wa panas . hah ? lagi mau tanya nape wa tak puas ati ngan lu . nah !

  1. kau sorang yang botak . bapak aku botak gak beb . tapi dia frankestein . kau tuh sebodoh abu lahab .
  2. kau diberikan pangkat referee . sama macam pangkat hakim kat court tuh . tapi hakim tuh pandai bagi keputusan . kau ? bias gler .
  3. kau 1st time dapat kad kuning kan ? aku tauuuu . tengok pun dah tau . then kau suka bagi kat pemain chelsea sbb kau mmg SUKA kan ? aku tau gakkk .
  4. tapi muka kau yang hensem tuh tak berguna sbb kau pekak . penat player tu terpekik pekik sebelah kau . kau macam tak paham je kan . kata buduh kang bangga .
  5. kau memang ... pfttttttt .
02 December 2009
Adakah seseorang itu boleh digelar seorang Orang Kurang Upaya ataupun lebih dikenali dengan istilah OKU dan boleh untuk memohon pinjaman atau bantuan dari PERKESO dan diberikan kelebihan duduk dikerusi khas , parking khas , mangkuk tandas khas sekiranya ingin membuat sesuatu andai cap jari kanan dan kiri nya didapati berbeza sehingga menyebab kan kakak dekat kaunter jabatan pendaftaran negara atau lebih dikenali dengan JPN cakap " ic standard siap seminggu tapi kes adik maybe paling cepat pun sebulan kot " .

inilah yang berlaku pada petang tadi . pfttttttt .